Orders close at 11:59pm each Monday for the following 8 days - We do stock spare cakes if you miss this cut off, just contact us to check availability

Retro Penis Cake

A cheeky way to celebrate your bestie before their big day.

Choose your colour scheme, flavour and filling, enter your text, & let us do the rest!

Featuring our cursive hand-piped text and lambeth style piping, our Retro Penis Cakes are available in one size only with 25-30 serves and are fun way to celebrate your bride to be.

Changes to your orders take our small team time that we quite often don’t have, and can increase the chances of errors. Please do not order your cake until you are 100% sure on the colours/text/size you need. Any changes will incur a $10 admin fee. Refunds incur a $25 admin/processing fee to cover the charges from our payment platforms. We would much prefer giving you a credit for future use so that you don’t have to pay this fee.

Thank you for understanding!

PCC Pro Tip

These penis cakes come in one size only to ensure the correct length to width ratio. They are decorated on a 18" x 14" white board. We place it in a 6-inch tall box with the same dimensions of the cake board for storage.


All penis cakes are decorated on a 12" x 18" white rectangle board & packaged in a box with a viewing window on top.

Pick up only

- $-335.50
  • $335.50
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